Hello! It is I, the Harry Llama. Finally, I have integrated with advanced technology to help you procrastinate even more efficiently than ever before. It will be better, faster, and lead to slower productivity than ever before! Now, my blog is coming to fruition. Soon, My twitter account, widget, and Google Maps API mashup will become available. It launches today! Your access to entertainment will never be the same! Your internet experience will never be the same! All Hail the Harry Llama!
The Twitter widget may include a timeline embedded into my website, as well as twitter buttons conveniently located on my website so you can mention or follow me with minimal effort, further facilitating your descent into abysmal new levels of laziness! The Google Maps API will enable me to create a Google Maps mashup by embedding a map to comedy locations into the website, also reducing the effort needed to exert to attend my comedy events! With the power of new media technology, we can soar to new heights of minimized effort by using API mashups to embed things all conveniently located in one place!
“I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates